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A Betoota Heights bloke has this week left his girlfriend one step nearer to staging an intervention, after but once more buying a T-shirt that’s finest described as ‘commuter pleasant textile core meets 90s screensavers.’
The person in query, Anthony Langdon, 33, is alleged to have gotten actually into expressing his character with garish celebration shirts, as a result of evidently his deep, bellowing voice and decibel breaking snort doesn’t garner him sufficient consideration. Alas, the idea of a celebration shirt can be completely superb if Anthony had any style, however in accordance with his girlfriend Taylor, it’s much less ‘cool Hawaiian’ and extra an assault on the eyes.
“He’s obtained about fifty of them now”, says Taylor, “and now that he’s often called the celebration shirt man, that’s what everybody buys him for his Birthday.”
“His high drawer seems like Sesame Road having a gang bang with the muppets.”
“It’s like if Jackson Pollock and Picasso have been someway capable of procreate however their son wasn’t gifted.”
“If AI tried to recreate Magnum PI however somebody poured a can of coke on the central processing unit midway by means of.”
“If a canine ate a bag of skittles and vomited on an RSL carpet.”
“I might go on.”
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